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Old 01-14-2006, 02:57 PM   #44
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NJFBOA therapy: start up your car. Let the carb warm up if you happen to be lucky enough to own an LG4. Turn off the radio. Open the windows. Engage the parking brake and take the car out of gear if not already.

Rev the engine until the sweet rumble of the exhaust flows through your body. Repeat. Repeat.

Then go inside and IM anyone with a picture of a "hot chick" as their Avatar and tell them you are "single yo". make references to your "nizzle" and "schizzle".

Take the latest picture of the new Ex. Shread it. Go back out to said car and go for a ride on the closest highway. Toss tiny little pieces of her out the window thus figuratively and literally throwing her out of your life.
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