[The Fixer]

When I got my Collector sticker, all the guy asked me was what size engine was in the car, and how many miles were on it. He didn't pop the hood, look underneath, drive it, or even realize that my front windows are tinted; just slapped the sticker on the window and said "Have a nice day!"

If the state says my car is now emissions exempt, the cops can't give me a ticket for not having a cat on the car.