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Old 01-30-2006, 12:45 AM   #472
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I'm glad you asked that Billy

when I was a sophomore in high school, I went out skateboarding on Halloween. I stopped by my friends house and we were tormenting some bats with rocks. We would throw the rocks in the air and the bat thought it was food, so they would chase after it. we got bored after a little while and decided to leave. as we were skating back to my house, something hit me kinda hard in the side of the head, kinda near my temple. I stopped and asked if anyone threw something at me, cause it kinda felt like something sharp, but soft and a little fuzzy at the same time. No one threw anything at me and I start looking around and I see a couple bats flying around over head. Great, a ****ing bat hit me in the face.

I get home and I told my mom what happened and she looked at my face and I had an inch long scratch right on my temple. I put some neosporin on it and went to sleep.
the next day in school, I just bought my lunch and my friend curt (curt86iroc) comes running over to me and says, "you're mom's looking for you, you have to go to the hospital." So I take mu lunch and go to the office and sure enough, there's my mom.

So we drive to the hospital and I fill out a few forms then I get seated in a large room with a bunch of hospital chairs. the doctor comes in and tells me that I'm going to have to get a few shots because the bat may have been rabid. they tell me I have to get some shots in my arm and a few "local" shots. What are local shots you ask? they are shots directly at the wound site....my temple! So I ask if there is another way they can do it. The doctor tells me I can get 13 shots in my stomach. F that, I'll go with the first one. So they go to get the shots and a girl about my age gets seated across from me. her problem is that she got a peper cut and it wont stop bleeding. she got a band-aid put on and that was that. the doctor comes back with the shots and proceeds to stick the first one in my face an inch or so left of my left eye. as they do this I look over at the girl with the paper cut and she is just staring at me. So now I'm embarrassed, but not for too long because my face is starting to get very hot. For those of you who have never gotten rabies shots (presumably all of you) the burn like a mother****er! so that whas shot one, I had five more to go on my face. at one point it hurt so bad my eyes started to roll back and tears just ran down my face. once that was over, I had a large lump of rabies vaccine on the side of my face that I had to massage for a few minutes while they went and got the other shots. They come back and I get one in each shoulder, not bad compared to the face. then I'm told to turn over onto my stomach and drop my pants! I then get a shot in each ass cheek, those suck!
After that I had to get follow up shots every week at a doctors office and they alternated wich arm it was in each time. rabies vaccine is hot pink, did you know that?

so thats my story, hope ya liked it cause I couldnt have made up a better story if I tried!
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