You can hate me even more
I am being chauffered in a 2006 maybach 62.... on my way to greenwich ct  
 
I glance at my speedo guage.... 65 mph.
$400,000+ car
I'm watching tv too  
 
Oh yeah..... I am posting on a laptop.... hooked up via blue tooth...
 
Massaging seat is on and fully reclined.... I guess I should get back to work