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College Boy 1
College Boy 2
College Boy 3
State Trooper Robert 'Rabbit' Roto
State Trooper Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn
State Trooper MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack
State Trooper Rodney Farva
State Trooper Jeff Foster
Thin Queen Bartender
Officer Ursula Hanson
Waitress
Police Chief Bruce Grady
Local Officer Rando
Local Officer Smy
Local Officer Burton
Lucy Garfield
Capt. John O'Hagen
Larry Johnson
Bobbi
Arlo
Complaining Fan
Frank Galikanokus
Mayor Bill Timber
German Man
German Woman
Casino La Fantastique Sally
Chicken F**ker
Chicken F**ker
Dimpus Burger Guy
Gov. Jessman
Governor's Aide
Banquet Bartender (as Rich Perello)
Gawking Citizen
Urinatee
Pilot

Those are the shoes you need to fill.