Okay...This ****ing bird is going to die...I guess he is seeing a reflection of himself in my car...and he attackes my passenger side door and rocker, and fenders, i have little scratches all over the damn place...

...he has been at it for a couple days now, i've tried scaring him away, parking in a different spot...nothing works, WTF??? Any ideas???
I love my car, but Shrek is a Gentle Ogre...HELP!!!