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Originally Posted by Tsar
two ******** on one board? thats no good
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Dark Helmet-CAREFUL YOU IDIOT! I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE NOT UP IT!
Gunner-Sorry sir, doing my best.
Dark Helmet(to Col. Sanders)-Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******-I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet(to Col. Sanders)-Who is he?
Col. Sanders-He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet-I KNOW THAT! WHAT'S HIS NAME!
Col. Sanders-That is his name sir. *******, Major *******.
Dark Helmet-And his cousin?
Col. Sanders-He's an ******* too sir, Gunners Mate First Class Phillip *******.
Dark Helmet(To everybody)-HOW MANY ******** WE GOT ON THIS SHIP ANYHOW?!
********(Most of Crew stands up)-Yo!!!!
Dark Helmet-I knew it, I'm surrounded by ********! KEEP FIRING ********!!!!