worst we've had at the depot was a customer that paged "anyone in plumbing that gives a **** come help a godamn customer"
he got the page code from responding to a page like "someone from hardware dial 339" and asking what the page code was
btw if anyone wants to have fun at the bridgewater1 homedepot across from the patriots stadium off of rt 28 pick up a phone...dial 7, wait for the prompt, dial 80, and knock yourself out
