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Old 08-14-2006, 08:59 PM   #14
BonzoHansen
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WOODERSON: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing right here. I've got four-eleven positrack out back. Seven-fifty double pumper. Edelbrock intake, bored over thirty, eleven to one pop up pistons. Turbo jet, three ninety horse power. We're talking some ****ing muscle.



*Melba Toast*
DRIVEN BY: Wooderson
MAKE: 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS
ENGINE: Big Block 454 w/ cowl induction system
TORQUE MAX: 500 ft/lbs. c 3200 rpm
HORSEPOWER: 360c 4,400 rpm
BORE AND STROKE: 4.25 x 4
8-TRACK: Craig Powerplay w/ 40 watt output
TAPES: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, Lynyrd Skynyrd
TRANSMISSION: 4 spd. Muncie M-22 "Rock Crusher"
LAST TICKET RECEIVED: For "open headers"
GLOVE-BOX CONTENTS: A big pocket comb, spark plugs, condoms, carburetor manual
BUMPER STICKER: "Gass, Grass or ASs: Nobody Rides For Free"

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Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.

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