my parents asked me to pick up some things(mom needed some shoe-shine things and pops needed a way to break apart some old furniture at his hunting lodge), and i was looking for some way to ease putting spark plug boots on my cut-to-fit spark plug wires...and for whatever reason the cashier girl looked at me funny and started to quiver, almost in fear

i cant be the first person to buy petroleum jelly, nylon stockings, and a crowbar at walmart can i?