...You CAN tell the difference between a '67 and a '68.
...You had an easier time breaking up with your boyfriend, than selling your camaro.
...You swear chevy 350 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
...You refer to mustangs as "rustangs".
...You rip the fuel injected "junk" out of your post-1984 f-body, and opt for the "superior" carburator.
i own no post 1984 f-bodies 
...you hear the word "rally", you think of rims.
...Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.
...You think arrowheads and bowties go together like PB and jelly.
...You consider the year 1970 1/2 a turning point in your life.
...To you, IROC is a car, not a race.
...Cobra isn't just a mustang, but an ancronym for Cars Owned By Retarded ********.
...You have to fix your "door sag" at least once a month.
...Dan's Auto Garage is on speed dial. (not dan's, but a few others)
...Your alphabet isn't A-Z, but T/A-Z28 (with IROC, SS, LT and RS somewhere in the middle).
...You know that hump in between your backseats in your 2nd and 3rd gen.'s all too well.
...FWD makes NO sense to you.
...You know all about the cupholder trick in your 2nd gen.
...Your life fell into a spril of depression, drugs, and drunkeness after the Camaro and Firebird ceased to exist in 2002.
funny, that was right around when i started hanging out with you guys as well
...You think corvette owners are jealous of your "real" car.
...You really believe that Chevrolet will bring back the Camaro in 2007.
...You do not own a third generation 4-cylinder from the 80's. No really, if you do, you do NOT belong here.
...You wonder how Pontiac can build Aztek's, but not Firebirds (Those GM exec's must NOT have a conscience).
...Your 1967-1981 Camaro Chilton is on your nightstand
along with classic industries and year one