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Originally Posted by Tsar
your mom was to heavy, he was trying to lift her in the shower but the whole mess ended up being top heavy. So they fell out and Noah fell on the toilet which slit his right hand and cut him up. its all ur moms fault!
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LMAO Along those lines, minus the mom... I told the story so many times Ill keep it short and sweet... im a garbage man, it was raining, went to throw a toilet into back of the truck, toilet broke, fell out, i tried to catch before it shattered, and it sliced my forearm and 7 out of 12 tendons.
I dunno about the switching professions. Ill look into maybe switching departments, cuz the money and benefits I get are unbelievable
