[johnjzjz]

All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete.


He was predeceased by two sons,

Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:



A Corrected copy :


Sooflay, a restauranteur,
Guday, who lives in Australia,
Huray, a sports fanatic,
Sashay, who is gay,
Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa,
Sayhay, a baseball player,
Ojay, a stalker and murderer,
Gulay, a singer and entertainer,
Ebay, an internet entrepreneur,
Biliray, a country music star,
Ecksray, a radiologist,
Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders,
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica, and
Tupay, who is bald,
and by seven daughters,
Lattay, a coffee shop owner,
Bufay, a big eater,
Dushay, owner of a feminine care products company,
Phayray, an actress,
Sapheway, a grocery store owner,
Ollay, who lives in Mexico, and
Gudlay, a prostitute.
There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.