Buahahah to make a long story short... this guy at work is a complete dope... along with a big brown-noser... well, he got married August 2005 .. and of course invited the boss... the boss drives 4 hours upstate NY to the ceremony... and one of the idiot's cousins backs up into my boss's new Ram 1500. Not much damage, just the grill and a part of the chrome front bumper. The idiot being the brownnoser he is, said he would pay for the damages. So the following monday, the idiot was still on his honeymoon or w/e, and the boss came back, and we thought of a plan... i had masterful skills in Photoshop and we would create "3 Estimates" so he can give them to the idiot (as a joke, but acting serious at first). I added in an "Allison Torque Convertor" (Allison is a big rig tranny), Headlight coolant, blinker fluid, tie rods, a-arms, axle hub, headers, true dual exhaust, 4 barrel carbeurator... in other words i added **** that would be fixed that wasnt broken or didnt exist... everything BUT the actual broken parts... I made the $400-type accident turn out to be like a $4000-$6000 situation
I made estimates from places around here that are known to charge an arm and a leg for... man o man, the look on his face when he saw those papers... he didnt even read the descriptions, only the final costs... his eyes lit up, he almost CRIED!!!!! Then one of the guys at work walks up to him, asks to see the papers, glanced at them for a second... and said to the idiot ... "HEADLIGHT COOLANT? BLINKER FLUID? FULL LENGTH EXHAUST HEADERS? WHAT? ARE YOU A ****ING MORON? YOU... ARE... A... ****ING... TOOL ...." We all got a kick out of it. hahahahaa