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Pampered-Z · 02-09-2007, 10:27 AM

An oldie - but still funny.

The Chemistry test

There was once these these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to the State U and party with some friends up there.

So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and could not make it back in time for their exam. They located their professor, and pretended that they had a flat tire and didn't have a spare... could they take the exam as a makeup?

The professor thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved.

So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. Cool they thought, this is going to be easy.... They did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page.

It said:

(95 points) Which tire?

02-09-2007, 10:27 AM	#12
Pampered-Z Sliderule / Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Catawissa PA Posts: 2,294 iTrader: (1)	An oldie - but still funny. The Chemistry test There was once these these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem final was on Monday), they decided to go up to the State U and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and could not make it back in time for their exam. They located their professor, and pretended that they had a flat tire and didn't have a spare... could they take the exam as a makeup? The professor thought this over and then agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about molarity and solutions and was worth 5 points. Cool they thought, this is going to be easy.... They did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It said: (95 points) Which tire? __________________ 93Z M6 Black: The 385 Lives! Supercharged, 3-core front mount intercooler, GTP heads, 3:73's, Street twin clutch, Jethot Longtubes, Mufflex 4" catback/spintech, S+W cage, Spohn Suspenion, Yada Yada Yada 1) Build it 2) Race it 3) Break it 4) Repeat!!! Last edited by Pampered-Z; 02-09-2007 at 10:29 AM.