[unstable bob gable]

Post Office Job
>
>A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks
>him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nom
>for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
>toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? The guy
>says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles
>off."
>
>The interviewer tells the guy, "O. K. I can hire you right now. The hours
>are
>from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A. M."
>
>The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
>Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
>
>"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours
>we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."