So I'm chillin' in Somerville w/ the AMX, I got a prime parking space right next to a bench, and I'm enjoying the cruise and the attention. Then up comes a geezer who asks me if the AMX is mine. I say "yup," and then he proceded to bend my ear for an HOUR about this Camaro that he is supposed to have. Says it has an 800 HP cup engine in it, a titanium driveshaft, and 5.12 gears. Says he can't drive it through town anymore because of the cops. Says...BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! He keeps on blabbing while I'm trying to check out a barely dressed hottie who is checking out the AMX. Finally I had enough and walked across the street to get a soda. I come back and he was gone, but there was a 500+lb guy sitting on the bench where I was sitting before. So I say "fook it," and headed for home.
