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Funny Joke
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are cleared to land
eastbound
on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. Allah be Praised!:
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land westbound
on
runway 9R"
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. Allah is Great!"
Pause, Static...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!!"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911".
Saudi Air: "You have cleared both our aircraft for the same runway
going
in opposite directions. We are on a collision course. Instructions
please!!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be real
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us, ya hear?"
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