[j0n]

Most of you know what my job is and we just got another winner of a call. I'll try and re-create as much of the call as i can remember.

[pre-teenage girl voice]"Hi, yes, me and my friends were walking over by the ------- building and we were taking a shortcut through the bushes and...omg this sounds so weird...but it's for real...we were walking through the bushes and it looks like there's a penis in the bushes. I mean it's definately not sausage cuz it has a head and bal- i mean testicles."

Now envision me, trying to take this call with a straight face, while BOTH my co-workers are literally on the floor laughing their asses off.

edit: I just went back to the recording and here's a little more word-for-word..."It's definately got a head and skin and bal- i mean testicles and i mean we moved it with a stick and its covered in ants"