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correct answer#1 "no, but could you sign a glossy 8x10 while you explain it to me? i promise to stand here and pretend to care the whole time"

correct answer #2 "holy s***! wow! how is your mom doin? geez, i guess it's been something liek 17 or 18 years since i saw you two last"

correct answer #3 "are you the kid that was bangin on the bed room door last night? you really need to calm down, i could hear you over your mother's moaning"

any of these will be sure to either cause the ricer to cry and run away or just sit their speechless while you ride away.

Excellent!