Yeah, yeah, I know...unstable bob is the biggest advocate of keeping dayum Pennsyltucky hillbillies on THEIR side of the Deleware River, but even he has to admit that there are a couple of good things from that state where the offical symbol is a black lung! One of the best things is A-TREAT sodeys! YEAH BOI!!! My hillbilly sister brought me a sixer of A-TREAT RED CREME SODEY, and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, is that stuff FINE! Yup, I just cracked me one open, and it is goin' down like liquid gold!
Hmmmm, maybe I'll make a trip to Pennsyltucky to get my rims fixed @ Wheel Collision Center, and fill up my whole dayum car with A-Treat sodeys on the way home. And while I'm at it I'll make sure to run a few Pennsyltucky hillbillies into da ditch on their own turf!
