ok, my cousin and i went to the beach yesterday; you know, to chill out since it was nice out and to see the "sights"...well "sights" we did see...I just need to vent this out:
ppl need to buy a f'in mirror, lights in their room or a combination of both!!!! I mean OMG!!!!! Well, on the way home, my cousin and i came up with some "should be" guidelines for acceptiable beach attire...
1) If you stomach sticks out farther then booty and boobies do, it is NOT ok to wear a 2 piece bikini!
2) if you have a bunch of stretch marks all over your body that look like "ricer tribal vinyls", it is NOT ok to wear a bikini.
3) Wearing a belly-button rings is only sexy if you do NOT have to lift one of you many stomach rolls see it! It also does NOT make #1 on this list ok!
4) If you're a dude and look like you have a sweater on b/c ur so f'in hairy, for the love of god shave that crap off or do NOT come to the beach in an "almost speedo", no one, and i mean no one wants to see that *****!
5) if you butt is so big that it can block out the sun, please wear a bathing suit bottom that covers your whole a$$, no one wants to see
happen right in front of them.
Please feel free to add others, this just made me sick yesterday, i saw things i wish i could "un-see"...
