Jim, nothing is ever wrong with my car, I have no points on my license, in fact I never had points.
You know what's funny? I've never been pulled over in PA, yet when I lived in NJ it seemed to be every few months(and never for anything more than ball busting). I used to get a kick out of it, fine, a young kid driving a flashy red trans am. I used to love seeing their pissed off faces when NOTHING was out of order. After I started getting older it became a pain in the ***. Leave me alone, I'm not doing anything wrong.
Sure, they have a right to pull me over, I have a right to ***** about it and call their superiors and rip them a new *******. If they were straight up honest with me some of the times I was pulled over I'd be cool with it. Just tell me that you're checking to see if I'm insured, just tell me you stereotyped me but don't insult my intelligence by making up some lame brain excuse. Respect goes both ways.