>> A guy is driving around west virginia when he sees a sign in front of a house:
>> "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the redneck owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
>> "You talk?" he asks. "Yes," the Lab replies. "So, what's the story?"
>> The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
>> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
>> government about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
>> country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
>> because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
>> I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the
>> jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
>> younger so I decided to settle down.
>> I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
>> wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some
>> incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
>> had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
>> The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten bucks," the man says. "Ten bucks?
>> This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
>> "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that
