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unstable bob gable · 01-29-2008, 07:08 PM

I know it may not be in my best interest to vent about my wife on a public forum, but this is too good...or bad for me to pass up! OK, I've been working day shift, which means I have to get up between 4-430 AM to get ready to start at 6. Well, I've really been dragging ass after coming home from work, and last night I passed out on the couch around 9 PM. Well, my wife, who works when she wants, or has to work, usually goes to bed around 11 PM. Well, I woke up this morning @ 430, got ready for work, and was out the door about 450. She was still sleeping, of course. Well, I get home @ 230, and she was still upstairs asleep. So, I took out the dog, put out the garbage, and came back inside and sat down to pay a few bills. I was really tired, so I figured I'd do this little bit of stuff, then hit the couch for a nap, and when I woke up I was planning on killing some cold pizza that was in the fridge for dinner. Well, "Peg" comes down from upstairs, barely says "hello" to me, and proceeds to flop out on the couch! I was kinda pizzed, because I wanted to grab a nap on the couch, because our bed hurts my back and I can't take too much time sleeping on it. Well, I leave "Peg" alone, and take a slow walk upstairs to take a nap. I figured she woulda known why I was going up there, and she woulda stopped me and asked me if I wanted the couch. Nope. So, I go up and nap for a couple of uncomfortable hours. So then I get up, and come downstairs, figuring I'll go heat up the pizza, since I know dayum well that "Peg" isn't gonna get off the couch and make me dinner. But when I went in the fridge to get the pizza I found that "Peg" beat me to it! So, now I have to eat a sammich for dinner, which sux, because I already had a sammich for breakfast, and a sammich for lunch. Now I'm REALLY fuming, but it's OK, because "Peg" is snoring away on the couch. And the topper of it all is I noticed I'm outa clean underwear, so now I gotta go do laundry when I should be getting ready for bed.

But maybe I'm being too hard on "Peg," Maybe I should go out and buy her some bon-bons!

01-29-2008, 07:08 PM	#1
unstable bob gable American Road Warrior Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wastelands of NJ Posts: 6,116 iTrader: (2)	PEG BUNDY LIVES!!!! I know it may not be in my best interest to vent about my wife on a public forum, but this is too good...or bad for me to pass up! OK, I've been working day shift, which means I have to get up between 4-430 AM to get ready to start at 6. Well, I've really been dragging ass after coming home from work, and last night I passed out on the couch around 9 PM. Well, my wife, who works when she wants, or has to work, usually goes to bed around 11 PM. Well, I woke up this morning @ 430, got ready for work, and was out the door about 450. She was still sleeping, of course. Well, I get home @ 230, and she was still upstairs asleep. So, I took out the dog, put out the garbage, and came back inside and sat down to pay a few bills. I was really tired, so I figured I'd do this little bit of stuff, then hit the couch for a nap, and when I woke up I was planning on killing some cold pizza that was in the fridge for dinner. Well, "Peg" comes down from upstairs, barely says "hello" to me, and proceeds to flop out on the couch! I was kinda pizzed, because I wanted to grab a nap on the couch, because our bed hurts my back and I can't take too much time sleeping on it. Well, I leave "Peg" alone, and take a slow walk upstairs to take a nap. I figured she woulda known why I was going up there, and she woulda stopped me and asked me if I wanted the couch. Nope. So, I go up and nap for a couple of uncomfortable hours. So then I get up, and come downstairs, figuring I'll go heat up the pizza, since I know dayum well that "Peg" isn't gonna get off the couch and make me dinner. But when I went in the fridge to get the pizza I found that "Peg" beat me to it! So, now I have to eat a sammich for dinner, which sux, because I already had a sammich for breakfast, and a sammich for lunch. Now I'm REALLY fuming, but it's OK, because "Peg" is snoring away on the couch. And the topper of it all is I noticed I'm outa clean underwear, so now I gotta go do laundry when I should be getting ready for bed. But maybe I'm being too hard on "Peg," Maybe I should go out and buy her some bon-bons! __________________ unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND, ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!! 1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket. 2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser. 2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said! THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!! Last edited by unstable bob gable; 01-29-2008 at 07:10 PM.