Bob, from one married guy to another...
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
Next time lay a blanket across the couch. If she falls asleep on it, you just have to flip the blanket to roll her out.
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I USED TO HAVE an 85 Camaro 305 4bbl, 90 Firebird V6, 97 Firebird V6 (10 speakers!). Despite the two family vehicles, 3 kids, wife and mortgage, I can finally realize the dream - 88 TA almost all stock... for now.
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Wanted this -
, but ended up with this -
for free. Can't argue with free.