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johnjzjz · 03-07-2008, 05:28 PM

> Stock market advice
>
>
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> now
> be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left.
>
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
>
> But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
> recycling refund you would have $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink
> heavily
> and recycle.
> THIS IS CALLED THE 401-KEG PLAN.

03-07-2008, 05:28 PM	#1
johnjzjz . Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,385 iTrader: (0)	Stock market advice > Stock market advice > > > If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would > now > be worth $49.00. > With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. > With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. > > If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have > $49.00 left. > > If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. > > But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank > all > the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum > recycling refund you would have $214.00. > Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink > heavily > and recycle. > THIS IS CALLED THE 401-KEG PLAN.