I'm dead serious
I have a magnaflow as well, and a previous shop did something that made the exhaust tips crooked, so I took a wooden broom handle, stuck it in the tail pipe, and bent it to my hearts content!
I liked the Magnaflow tips when I first put the system on the car but I don't think they flow anymore. Either that or they just need to be re-adjusted. I really want to go w/o the tips and just do flat black turn-downs off the muffler.