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unstable bob gable · 06-08-2008, 12:48 AM

"Is that a Camaro?"-Dumb azz fat kid at Sunoco today...I physically made him count all the references to "AMX" or "Javelin" I have on the car.

"Is that street legal?" -Idiot at 7-11. No man, I just busted outa the pen, stole the car from a racing team, and I'm grabbing a Slurpee before making my escape to Mexico.

"Do you race at Englishtown?" -Many dumb dumbs. Yep, with 245/40/18 front tires, and 295/35/18 rear tires, and a paint scheme that pays homage to the AMC Trans Am teams, I def look set up for the drags...NOT!!!

"Is the roll cage real?"-Moron at the Somerville cruise night. Nah, the roll cage is made out cardboard tubing, with padding added for realism.

"Is that a Mustang?" See "Is that a Camaro?" above.

"Who made American Motors' cars?"-Weenie at Burger King. I dunno...maybe American Motors made American Motors' cars?

"What engine is in it? A 360? Oh, it has a Dodge engine!" -Many boneheads. Yeah, I have a Dodge 360, The 390 powered AMCs have Ford engines, and the 401 powered AMCs have Buick engines.

"Wow, you have Nawzzzz?"- F&F watching foos. Yeah, I used to have Nitrous, but I got rid of it for Nawzzzz.

Un-f'n-believable.

06-08-2008, 12:48 AM	#1
unstable bob gable American Road Warrior Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wastelands of NJ Posts: 6,116 iTrader: (2)	Stoopid things I get axed while in the AMX "Is that a Camaro?"-Dumb azz fat kid at Sunoco today...I physically made him count all the references to "AMX" or "Javelin" I have on the car. "Is that street legal?" -Idiot at 7-11. No man, I just busted outa the pen, stole the car from a racing team, and I'm grabbing a Slurpee before making my escape to Mexico. "Do you race at Englishtown?" -Many dumb dumbs. Yep, with 245/40/18 front tires, and 295/35/18 rear tires, and a paint scheme that pays homage to the AMC Trans Am teams, I def look set up for the drags...NOT!!! "Is the roll cage real?"-Moron at the Somerville cruise night. Nah, the roll cage is made out cardboard tubing, with padding added for realism. "Is that a Mustang?" See "Is that a Camaro?" above. "Who made American Motors' cars?"-Weenie at Burger King. I dunno...maybe American Motors made American Motors' cars? "What engine is in it? A 360? Oh, it has a Dodge engine!" -Many boneheads. Yeah, I have a Dodge 360, The 390 powered AMCs have Ford engines, and the 401 powered AMCs have Buick engines. "Wow, you have Nawzzzz?"- F&F watching foos. Yeah, I used to have Nitrous, but I got rid of it for Nawzzzz. Un-f'n-believable. __________________ unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND, ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!! 1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket. 2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser. 2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said! THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!