Ok. From your house, drive to the end of the street and make a right onto Sloan ave - unless you are facing the wrong way. If so, turn around, then proceed to Sloan ave. get on rt 295s. Take that to rt73, take the bridge over to PA. Get on rt95N. Take that to exit 2 towards west trenton. At the light, make a left (West Upper Ferry Road for a few hundred yards, then it turns into Parkway Ave). Take that for a few miles, turn left at the light for olden ave. Follow olden ave and make a left onto princeton ave (pike). Follow that past 95, make a right at providence line road. Follow that to rt 1 north. Take rt1 N to the alexander road exit towards princeton. Make the left at canal point road. Take that to the end. This is part of mercer county park. Get out, stretch, touch your toes, walk in a circle then get back in the car and go back up CP road. Make your 1st right. Make the next right into the limo place/mall entrance. Go through the Wendy's drive-thru, order a big mac and a whopper, then drive away quick. Get back onto rt 1 S, and just past the quakerbridge road exit is the entrance for mercer mall. Drive around the lot, stop at coldstone and get me ice cream, then come back through the lot to houlihans. Here is a map of the Mercer Mall lot that might help you.