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unstable bob gable · 06-12-2008, 12:21 AM

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does!

So, next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment..

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on!

06-12-2008, 12:21 AM	#1
unstable bob gable American Road Warrior Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wastelands of NJ Posts: 6,116 iTrader: (2)	IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD AMERICAN...! MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY! As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does! So, next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on! __________________ unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND, ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!! 1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket. 2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser. 2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said! THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!! Last edited by unstable bob gable; 06-12-2008 at 12:36 AM.