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Why are women's feet smaller then mens?
So they can stand closer to counter when making dinner
Why dont women wear watches?
Caues there is a clock on the stove
Why are wedding dresses white?
To match the rest of the kitchen appliances
Why do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should have been open when the wife brought it to you
This and more on Big Al's new comedy cd coming this fall....
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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