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first off let me say that jokes and only funny if told correctly and with propper tone, expressions, pauses, etc. So its hard to tell a good joke on the internet. That being said one of my fathers all time favorites is the CIA joke. I must have heard it 30 times and I think hes mastered its presentation. I found the cleaned up, decent language one, online and ill just paste it. It works better after a few drinks and from a good story teller...enjoy

"CIA Test

Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. Ones 25, the next is 35, and the last guy is 45. They got all the way to the final test.

So the 25 year old walks into the directors office and sits down. The director reaches in his desk and pulls out a pistol. Lays it on his desk in front of the guy. Tells him, "This test is to test your loyalty. Take this gun and go up the stairs and go into the first room on your right. Your wife will be in there. Put a bullet in her head." The guy looks at him and says,"no way." So the director says, "You fail."

The 35 year old comes in. The director tells him the same thing. Guy picks up the gun and head for the room. Comes back about 15 minutes later. Tells the director that he just couldn`t go through with it. The director says, "you fail."

So now the third guy (45 year old) comes in, same scene. Guy heads up to the room. The director hears 3 shots, followed by a whole lot of ruckus (glass breaking, furniture getting smashed). Guy comes back in all beat up and his clothes tore up. The director goes, "What happened to you?" Guy replies, "After three shots I realized that there were blanks in the gun so I had to strangle the bitch to death!!"