my dog can unwrap anything with her teeth and paws without putting holes in it so it looks like a human did it. including saran wrap, lollipops, tums, whatever.
when I lived at my parents house the cats and dog would team up together, the dog would be the muscle and the cats would the brains and they'd figure out how to knock over and open all of their giant bags of food that were in latched containers.
Now I have two cats in my apartment, one of them is new to the family. They're talents are finding noisy things to play with at 5am, unplugging my interweb while I'm trying to work, somehow making two big bowls of water disappear, and of course, sleeping on the clothes i'd like to wear the next day.
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We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
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