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Hey guys, was just wondering how many of you witness people at your jobs or at school or wherever ever it maybe that do or say things that are mind-boggling, funny, stupid and make you wonder how dumb that person really is. I can't wait to here what everybody has to say or share, but here are just a few from my collection:

1.) Last night at my job, I'm a waiter at Carino's in the Clifton Commons, I was cleaning up my section for the night, but had to wait on this couple that made me feel like they were dining in for the last supper because they came at 8 and did not leave till 10:15. So anyway, while I was waiting for them to leave, I started running food for a few other servers because they were swamped with tables and needed help. So in the midst of doing all of that, this girl I work with is taking a table that consists of a family of 3. I'm happy I didn't leave because I'm still laughing about this today. One of the family members asked my co-worker if we have MEAT in our MEAT SAUCE???? Ha ha, how stupid can some people be. I told her she should have told them it was vegetarian and seen what they thought of that.

2.) I used to be manager of another restaurant, but only got $8.75, their way of conning me to do more work and have more responsiblity. So anyway, one Sunday, a customer comes up to me with his hamburger that he wanted rare to ask me something. I ask him if I can help him, so he responds by saying, now this is once again an example of people being completely stupid and funny. The guy asks me, if I can put his burger on the grill and make it MORE RARE?? I was speechless, I said Sir thats impossible because if I put it on the grill again, it will make it more well done and he continued to argue with me saying that restaurants have done it before. So not arguing anymore, I took the burger from him went in the back, poured the blood from the other burgers on top of it and gave it back to him. When he left, he said that was a great burger, just the way he likes it. How stupid can they be, its hilarious.

3.) Now I saved the best for my fellow gear-heads. My uncle is a mechanic in Pine Brook and has his own shop. He is 52 and has been around for it all, still has 4 of his hot rods today including his very first car that my dad gave him for his b-day, a '57 Chevy, a '53 Willys, a '67 Corvette Stingray, and a '55 F100 w/ a blown 454 in it painted black w/ flames and a chopped top. So anyway, this girl comes in there one day and tells my uncle she needs 710 for her car. My uncle had a dumbfounded look and said what is 710? She said you know 710? it says it under the hood. Now my uncle is looking under the hood and doesn't see anything that says 710, so he says can you draw it, she says yes. She draws a circle with 710 written inside. Now everybody reading this, do it. My uncle looked at it and turned it upside down, now everybody do the same, what does it say, thats right, it says OIL She had to be in the top 10 of World's Dumbest People if not #1, ha ha ha, makes me roll on the floor everytime.

Hope you all enjoyed reading those and hope you have had some of these close encounters of the stupid kind that you can share.
-Jeff.