A classic: My buddy turned around to me one time after a Nirvana song came on and went "Is this some of the stuff he did
before he died?"
I just looked at him and went, "No...this was recorded live from the pearly gates. OF COURSE IT WAS YOU ASS!!"
Another one: My dad, and I can forgive it because he really didn't give a rats ass and hates the guy, turns around to me one time and goes "Who's that ******* singer we don't like...what was his name...Beefsteak??"
I said, "Dad...do you mean Meatloaf??"
He goes, "YEAH, that *********!"
Again with my dad: He says funny **** sometimes. He goes "Hey you wanna go get something to eat at that bread place near Menlo Mall, Pantera bread is it?"
I didn't even have to respond because I pissed myself picturing the band working behind the counter.