number two is hilarious, ive heard of the 710 cap thing before. another thing i read about online awhile ago was that someone called up computer tech support and told them that the pop out cup holder on their computer was broken, they were talking about the cd-rom drive
and to quote lewis black "i was at a restaurant and i heard the dumbest thing ever i ever heard some one say, a young girl of 22 said 'if it wasnt for my horse i wouldnt of spent that year in college' " (ok maybe its not an exact quote")