[1QWIKBIRD]

Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

OK, letz bust this one down, ubg style:

"1QWIKBIRD says it sometimes comes off as arrogant,"

So, you consider arrogance to be a bad thing, there, sweety? Well, let ubg click off some other so called "arrogant" figures:

Muhammad Ali, Evel Knievel, Joe Nameth, Dave "The Hammer" Schultz, Tito Ortiz, Ty Cobb, Gen'l Patton, Tony Stewart, most of the WWE, etc etc etc. Now, if you have a battle to be won, or a fight to be won, or a game to be won, or a race to be won...ANYTHING needed to be won, are you gonna cry about "arrogance" like a limp wrist, panty waist, BOO HOO HOO, or are you gonna give the ball, puck, bullets, etc to the BAD AZZ ARROGANT MUTHA ****A who's gonna defeat that enemy, burn 'em to ashes, and then BURN THE ASHES?!?! [OK, little man, you can come out from under the bed now. ubg is through saying scary ARROGANT things for the moment!]

"annoying,"

Well, if you find ubg annoying, then his magic mojo is workin' OVAH TIME! Thanks for the props, Bunkie!

"and/or gives the impression that UBG rides in the short bus with a helmet, drooling on the window."

Heh, if ubg was any where near a short bus it would prolly be because he was doing some charity work, like driving yer lame, sniveling, jabronie, half watt, brain dead, azz to yer class reunion at Chuck E Cheesers or Gymborie, or where ever your pink monkey azz was going to hang out with other 'lil rump room rejects!

And ubg won't even waste his time cyber pile driving you for your pop off about being in Central, even though ya ain't. ubg loves how he can put people in the cheaper seats behind the cheap seats, AND in the cheap seats with all the hangers on who are all of a sudden from Central because that's where ubg hangs his hat!

Arrogant figures? Did you just put yourself in the same group as Ali and General Patton? Wow, that's arrogance. But I was thinking more along the lines of those who speak of themselves in the third person continually. For example, Hersechel Walker and Terrel Owens. Both of those characters have consistently referred to themselves in the third person during interviews and such and it just comes off wrong.

And all the name calling, slang, hooks that you seem to love to string together during your attacks, that's just lame. I am guessing it stems from watching too much WWE or something.

As for the whole central thing, did it ever occur to you that maybe your view is not entirely correct, not totally incorrect; just in need of some adjustment? Give and take, I'll give you Edison if you'll give me Hamilton and Ewing?

I realize you are the almighty UBG and see all and know even more, but I do think I have figured out how you have come to your conclusion on the central idea. I am guessing you have done a mathematical weighted distribution on population density using census data and therefore have determined the regional boundaries. This might be the only possible explanation for your view of the state. Is this correct?

Now back your normally scheduled programming:

9pm: Geography with UBG, north is up, central is where UBG is and south is everywhere else. Tomorrow's lesson, the shore...ooohhh aaaahhhhh

10pm: English with UBG, this lesson will focus on the proper use of the term azz-clown. Tomorrow's Lesson Jabronie (its not just for dinner anymore).