Yesterday I'm at my part time job at Auto Bone, and my AMX is parked outside in a prime spot. It's getting lots of attention and compliments, and I'm basically playing cashier and chatting up the customers. This rather doofy looking fat "kid" comes in, gets some shiznit, and steps to the cash register to pay up. He then axes me "Who's CHARGER is that outside?" I honestly think there is a Charger outside, so I look out the window, but see no Charger outside. So, I axe him "Where?" He sez "Right out THERE...the BLUE CHARGER!" Well, all that is out there is my BLUE AMX. So I sez, "Come on, dood, that's an AMC AMX!" So he replies, "Oh. Is that somebody's car from here, or does AUTO ZONE OWN IT?" I REALLY feel like saying "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!," but instead I sez "Yeah, Auto Zone owns it. And whomever wins employee of the week gets to wear a red and black paper hat and take 3 laps around da parking lot with it. I won this week, so at 3:00 I'll be firing it up and taking my victory laps!" I SWEAR I think the jabronie believed me! So, as to not spoil the story, I told him "THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AUTO ZONE, and remember...only YOU can prevent forest fires!" With that he looked at me kinda puzzled, and waddled out the door to go look at the "CHARGER" again.
