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Old 11-07-2009, 02:55 PM   #12
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RIP, Mitch Hedberg.




''I was at a restaurant and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I dont think the waitress understood me. She said ''How would you like your eggs?'' I thought I would answer her anyway so I said ''Incubated! then raised, plucked, beheaded, cut up and then put onto a grill, then onto a bun. Damn I dont have that much time....SCRAMBLED''





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