[unstable bob gable]

I don't know WTF to do. I'm sick of carrying my suppliments/reading material/food/other swag around in plastic bags when I go out or go to work. The guys at work were bustin' my ballz tonight when they saw me walking into work, calling me a "bag man," asking me if I was homeless, offering me spare change, and telling me I should get a shopping cart to push my chit around in. So...I need me a new way to haul my stuff. I'm thinking of something along the lines of a fabric tool bag. I don't need a big azz gym bag, and I don't want anything that will look "swishy." Waddayouzguys do or think?