All the tow trucks are drooling over the thought of all the A-HOLES mixing it up on GOOD OLE RT.287. Now remember ladies, all of you that have a 4 X 4, you can do 90 mph

, while all of us other poor slobs will have to do JUST the speed limit. But keep this happy thought in your head, we WILL pass you by in a couple of miles, as you wait for the TOW BOYS to pull you out of a ditch!