[BarneyMobile]

So my night starts out when I was getting ready to leave work (9:30pm). A buddy of mine calls me up and says to stop by the local bar and hang out, a bunch of my friends are the so I figured I'll stop by for a drink or two. I get there around 10 and sit down with 7 of my friends. I had 1 beers (Miller Lite) then stopped. I hung around for about an hour before I decided to make my 3/4 mile ride home. As soon as I leave the parking lot I see Crown Vic head lights haulin azz up behind me "Oh s*** thats a cop". He follows me for about 2 block then flicks the LIGHTS on. So I pull over into a parking. He comes up the my window and does the normal "license and registration please" So I give him my info. Runs my license and see's thats its clean. At this point, 3 more cops show up. Now it looks like a crime scene or they're arresting some drug lord.

Officer: "I'm pulled you over under suspicion of D.U.I., I saw you stumble walking back to your car, Sir can you please step out of the vehicle. How many drinks have you had tonite?"

Me: "Only one sir."

Officer: " I don't believe you. I saw you stumbling on your way back to your car."

Me: "I didnt stumble sir, I was having trouble walking across the icey pavement."

Officer: "Ok well I'm going to give you a Sobriety Test to tell me if your lying."

Now he pats me down and ask if I have any weapons "No". He then give my the pen tip test. Pass that no problem. ABC's, no problem, hold one foot 6inches off the ground, no problem, take 9 steps up and back along a stright line heel to toe. Once again, no problem.

Officer: "Oh wow, I guess you were telling the truth"

He lets be go. All the cops leave and then pull another car over about a half mile down the road. Theres no moral or point to this story but I figured I'd share it anyhow. Oh well, I didn't get a DUI or a ticket so I guess you can say it turned out well.