[BonzoHansen]

OMG IT’S ALL GOING WRONG 9 GAMES IN!!!!!!! Fu*&in’a last week it was Boston fans, now it is Yankee fans. Settle down.

I have faith in #2. The season is all of 9 games old. Let’s not push the panic button yet. Hell a week ago they were saying Textiera was smoking hot out of the gate. Now they are saying he sucks in April again as he rides an 0-15 streak.

Writers are stupid. They keep saying Jeter ‘abandoned his new swing’ because they don’t know the difference between a stride forward, a stride in (what he used to do) and a toe tap. There should be a rule about writing about baseball and actually understanding the nuances. The toe tap approach seems to work well for Pulhols (and at least 1/3 of the league) so I think Jeter can do it. They need to write about pulhols dropping his hands right now which is why he isn’t hitting like himself – the best in baseball that is.

Who should lead off for the yanks? Gardner isn’t hitting any better and based on the 9 game panic logic he never will. Granderson has like a .350 lifetime OBP so he sure isn’t the answer. Exactly who on the current 25 man roster should lead off?