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Originally Posted by Midnite
I heard.......SPLAT!!!! AND I felt something wet on my arm. I looked down and a bird ***** on the inside of my door panel with some of it hitting my arm and shirt. I was so mad! Story of my life. You think everythings going great, and then you get sh*tted on, literally.
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I have been **** on by birds many a time. The funniest time was out in front of my friend anthony's house. Three birds were flying over me and I tilted my head back and said "**** in my mouth" I was just joking, but the birds didn't think so. Luckily I brought my face down in time so the bird just **** on my head instead of in my mouth. True story.