can you smell this? it's an idea brewing...
isn't someone from one of the sites in television production on some level? if it goes down, i want the lead role. i can do an awesome imitation of boyd coddington (i'd have to grow my breard and dye it like his, though). i can do an impression of paul sr., and the boys in the editting room can have fun bleeping out the seven words you can't say on tv. plus, i can throw things great distances so they break and i even look a little like him. i could groom the facial hair a bit to get his fu manchu that grows down his throat, and i have enough gray to not have to fool with the color at all... i could even do a passable chip foose - just stand around looking goofy and spouting lame "second-grader jokes" all of the time (i don't have his mad pencil skills, though). i actually have much more character than all three of those esteemed tv personalities... this show is a guaranteed hit.
or, we could pull a michael moore and just drop in on certain shops in the area, asking them embarassing questions about their failures...
ok, back to reality. i think it's an awesome idea, one i could get behind completely.
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