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11-24-2006, 07:55 AM
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Is this true about Wedding Dresses
Wedding Dresses
Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
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11-24-2006, 08:14 AM
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11-24-2006, 08:53 AM
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BOO YAH!!! 
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11-24-2006, 12:12 PM
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 good one
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11-24-2006, 02:41 PM
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11-24-2006, 06:42 PM
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11-24-2006, 06:50 PM
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wow thats mean but hilarious
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11-24-2006, 08:48 PM
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11-25-2006, 12:51 PM
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lmao.
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11-25-2006, 01:16 PM
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Mr Fantastic
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my fridge is silver...my oven is black.....my dishwasher is black
edit: i think i just came up with a new joke all on my own...think about it
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Last edited by GP99GT; 11-25-2006 at 01:17 PM.
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11-25-2006, 01:18 PM
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MIR
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
my fridge is silver...my oven is black.....my dishwasher is black
edit: i think i just came up with a new joke all on my own...think about it
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racist 
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11-25-2006, 04:04 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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all my appliances are black
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11-25-2006, 04:06 PM
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the dresses should be white, cuz if they arent that means she was playing in someone elses kitchen before yours..
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11-25-2006, 10:37 PM
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American Road Warrior
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This bride from Pennsyltucky is as pure as the driven slush!
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11-26-2006, 08:54 AM
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hahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
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11-26-2006, 06:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
all my appliances are black |
same.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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Last edited by Knipps; 11-26-2006 at 06:50 PM.
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