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09-15-2008, 12:29 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: West Milford/Villanova
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Call me George Costanza
Its 1:20 and I just realized I'm George Costanza.
Back story:
Last two nights I've hung out with the same girl. First time I kinda took care of her cause she was too drunk, second time she woke me up at 3 am, brought beer, hung out, talked, then messed with her ex-boyfriends dorm door. (Who happens to be an RA)
This afternoon, I was working on a paper and watching the Giants game. I get a text message from the same girl saying "You're awesome : )" Due to my distracted state, my reply was "thanks" No funny banter back to her, no witty comments, just "thanks"
11 hours later, it dawns on me. I've turned into George Costanza. I seriously might as well shrink 5 inches, shave my head into a horseshoe style balding pattern, and live with my parents till my mid thirties.
I really hope you all get a laugh out of this, at least that would make me feel less like a total jackass.
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Last edited by cdacda13; 09-15-2008 at 12:30 AM.
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09-15-2008, 12:34 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
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congrats. you blew it.
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09-15-2008, 12:35 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
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LOL i find myself comparing my life to that shwo alllllll the time.. one of the best shwos ever
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09-15-2008, 12:37 AM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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Its not to late you can still recover!
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09-15-2008, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: West Milford/Villanova
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Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever, mostly because everyone can relate to the characters.
I'm really going to have to pull a MJ/Tiger style clutch performance next time I see her if want don't want to enter that "friend" zone.
I will now go drink myself back to sleep.
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1992 Camaro RS 305 TBI,- Off the road, awaiting rebuild
2004 GMC Sierra- Current Daily Driver.
Last edited by cdacda13; 09-15-2008 at 12:43 AM.
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09-15-2008, 01:31 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ar0ck
Its not to late you can still recover!
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Oh yeah, because you're REALLY one to give advice.
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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09-15-2008, 06:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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09-15-2008, 08:25 AM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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if this is your first offense, its not over yet
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B18B1 FTW
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09-15-2008, 09:04 AM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
Oh yeah, because you're REALLY one to give advice.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GP99GT
if this is your first offense, its not over yet
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See?
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09-15-2008, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. Girls are so into playing games these days, she probably just thinks you're playing hard to get, or being mysterious, or whatever BS they come up with.
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Last edited by LS1Hawk; 09-15-2008 at 09:48 AM.
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09-15-2008, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: West Milford/Villanova
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A very Tim Duncan like performance today when I saw her. Solid, yet unspectacular. Did what I had to do considering she was with her friends.
I think I'm just going to start doing the opposite of whatever my first instincts are. It work for George, it can work for me.
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1992 Camaro RS 305 TBI,- Off the road, awaiting rebuild
2004 GMC Sierra- Current Daily Driver.
Last edited by cdacda13; 09-15-2008 at 02:50 PM.
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09-15-2008, 02:55 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
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If you really want to be like George, eat a sandwich and watch TV when you "get it done". LOL.
Last edited by WildBillyT; 09-15-2008 at 02:56 PM.
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09-15-2008, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBillyT
If you really want to be like George, eat a sandwich and watch TV when you "get it done". LOL.
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Actually, tried to eat while having sex but was caught then thrown out.
Toward the end of the episode, he meets the Elanes friend who was cooking, and then they did it on the kitchen floor.
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1992 Camaro RS 305 TBI,- Off the road, awaiting rebuild
2004 GMC Sierra- Current Daily Driver.
Last edited by cdacda13; 09-15-2008 at 03:01 PM.
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