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What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
Ok, so mebbe it is my usual spam, but anyways
Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend- I´m too bland for German cars
Acura NSX- I am impotent
Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people´s reactions when I tell them I have a ´Vette
Chevrolet Corvette- I´m in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)
Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
MGB- I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante- I don´t know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I´m going to make a....
Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA´s Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife
Ford F350 4WD Diesel Dualie: ah flunked my CDL.
H2: I'm compensating for everything in my life....
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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04-27-2005, 08:57 PM
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Re: What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
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Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
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So true 
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04-27-2005, 09:10 PM
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 well done...bout time you posted something worth reading
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04-27-2005, 09:14 PM
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That list isnt true! when I drove my camaro, I never beat anyone up. When I had my Trans Am, I never once put my switchblade in my sock. And my mustang isnt even roadworthy, how the hell am I supposed to do 85 in a school zone like I'm supposed to? 
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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04-27-2005, 09:21 PM
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I just noticed this one. For James and Boon
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Plymouth, dodge...same ****
And dont even try and say OMG SRT-4 OWNS J000.....its still a neon
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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04-27-2005, 09:22 PM
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This is OLD!!!
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...ad.php?t=68052
October 2002... and it was even a repost then...
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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04-27-2005, 09:27 PM
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I know its old....But then again so are a lot of people on this board and they forget...
also its a good on in general
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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04-27-2005, 10:47 PM
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Re: What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
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Originally Posted by Koll
Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock
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I dont own a Trans Am anymore...
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04-27-2005, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Koll
I just noticed this one. For James and Boon
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Plymouth, dodge...same ****
And dont even try and say OMG SRT-4 OWNS J000.....its still a neon
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My neon OWNZZZ you!
It is faster than ALL your cubic inches!
Bring it biiiiizatch!
Neon = SEXY!
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04-27-2005, 10:55 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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Originally Posted by 12secondv6
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Originally Posted by Koll
I just noticed this one. For James and Boon
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Plymouth, dodge...same ****
And dont even try and say OMG SRT-4 OWNS J000.....its still a neon
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My neon OWNZZZ you!
It is faster than ALL your cubic inches!
Bring it biiiiizatch!
Neon = SEXY! |
Normally I'd say this is meds talking, but koll = CRAP
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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04-28-2005, 12:41 AM
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Re: What your car says about you (not my usual spam)
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Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock
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i have a rather large knife that i keep in my pocket....and I never owned a T/A.
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04-28-2005, 01:28 AM
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yes, it's old. almost as old as the internet...
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Save a life.
N = R* fp ne fl fi fc L
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04-28-2005, 01:39 AM
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Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock
hmm... actually, i keep it in my pocket 
jp, i just keep a regular knife in my pocket.
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04-28-2005, 08:06 AM
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My Camaro must be a Trans Am in disguise cause I always have a switchblade in my pocket....although beating people up is fun too. 
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04-28-2005, 09:55 AM
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My Camaro must be a Trans Am in disguise cause I always have a switchblade in my pocket....although beating people up is fun too. Â*
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Why carry a knife in the car? Â*Just use the car.
Nothing says "I hate you" better than a Firebird impression on your chest, and tire marks on your head.
EDIT: And if you ruin my gfx in the process, I'll back over your ass.
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I USED TO HAVE an 85 Camaro 305 4bbl, 90 Firebird V6, 97 Firebird V6 (10 speakers!). Despite the two family vehicles, 3 kids, wife and mortgage, I can finally realize the dream - 88 TA almost all stock... for now.
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Wanted this -  , but ended up with this -  for free. Can't argue with free.
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04-28-2005, 10:07 AM
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And get blood all over my nice white paint???
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GM High Tech Performance - Tech Article 3/06
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Auto Restorer Magazine - Feature Article 5/11
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04-28-2005, 01:53 PM
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Good excuse to get the beastie cleaned. And blood is easier to remove from plastic and metal than from your clothing. 8)
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I USED TO HAVE an 85 Camaro 305 4bbl, 90 Firebird V6, 97 Firebird V6 (10 speakers!). Despite the two family vehicles, 3 kids, wife and mortgage, I can finally realize the dream - 88 TA almost all stock... for now.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/untameddave
Wanted this - , but ended up with this - for free. Can't argue with free.
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04-29-2005, 12:02 AM
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No Ford T-bird!!??!!??? That's CRAP!  lol
~Ted
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