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08-03-2006, 11:47 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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A termite...
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Wheres the bar tender?"
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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08-04-2006, 12:06 AM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
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took me a few seconds, but I got it. 
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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08-04-2006, 12:48 AM
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Stalker
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...  ....lol
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08-04-2006, 01:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Maple Shade, NJ
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08-04-2006, 07:16 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
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haha once again took me a second too
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08-04-2006, 07:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sayreville nj
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lol at first i was like  then i got it 
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08-04-2006, 07:19 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Nuttin' better than a corny joke, eh? 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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08-04-2006, 08:31 PM
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8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
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funny that i told that at the dinner table tonite, my son got it right away, his gf and my wife just could'nt figure it out. women
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08-04-2006, 09:14 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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i first read that as "my gf and my wife..."
I was in complete shock until I reread
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Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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08-05-2006, 10:48 AM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
i first read that as "my gf and my wife..."
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 i was gonna say "thats my dawg"
/black
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08-05-2006, 01:34 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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i dont get it 
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Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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08-05-2006, 01:43 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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wow you must've bumped your head pretty hard, huh?
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08-05-2006, 02:27 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
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lol i just got it! o wow i'm an idiot
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Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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08-05-2006, 08:19 PM
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8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
i first read that as "my gf and my wife..."
I was in complete shock until I reread |
i wish i were so lucky!
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08-05-2006, 09:38 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Millville, NJ
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Wow, I just got. I'm pretty slow. lol
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